Finally! Someone replies my post...wahahaha...come on! somemore somemore...more reply please...shall share some jokes to warm up you guys.....

1)
A mental hospitalAfter hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office."Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.""Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

2)
A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multi-colored hair that's green, purple and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of rags, his legs are bare and he's without shoes. His face and ears are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big bright feathers.He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who just glares at him for about ten miles. Finally the punk gets self conscious and spits at the old man: "What 'er you starin' at you old fart, didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?!"Without missing a beat the old man replies: "Yeah. Back when I was in the Navy I got real drunk in Singapore and screwed a parrot. I thought maybe you was my son."

3)
Two kung-fu masters were carrying on about their respective skills. "Why, my reflexes are such that you will not believe," boasted Master Foo and drawing his sword, he sliced at a passing fly, which promptly dropped dead in two pieces. "That's nothing," said Master Koh. Drawing his sword, he made two deft cuts at another passing fly. Master Foo was highly amused. "What are you talking about?" he sneered. "That fly is still flying." "Ah yes," replied Master Koh, "but now it can never have children."

4)
Teacher: What excuse have you got for being late?
John: (breathlessly) I ran so fast, teacher, that I didn't have time to think of one

5)
Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that?Husband: How can I? I don't even know her.

6)
Father: Have you taken your maths test, son?
Son: Taken already.Father: Did you get them all right?Son: Only five wrongFather: Not bad! By the way, how many sums altogether?
Son: Five.

7)
Teacher writes a sum, 3 + 7 = 9, on the blackboard.
Teacher: Is the sum right?
First Student: Wrong.
Second Student: Right.
First Student: Wrong.
Second Student: Right
First Student: 3 + 7 should be 10 and not 9, right?
Second Student: Right.
First Student: Then why did you say 3 + 7 is 9 right?
Second Student: Because you say it is wrong and I agreed with you.

8)
A new prisoner comes to a prison cell.
Convicts: What has happened with you that you are here?
Prisoner: I have broken a window on my job place.
Convicts: It's unbelievable! Where did you work?
Prisoner: On a submarine.

10)
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to the person who tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher.
“When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher

11)
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS
#1: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."
#2: "Recommend that you change YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."
#1: "This is the captain of a U.S. navy ship. I say again divert YOUR course."
#2: "No, I say again divert YOUR course."
#1: "This is the aircraft carrier Enterprise, we are a large warship of the U.S. navy. Divert your course NOW!"
#2: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."

12)
Once a fat man stepped on to a weighing machine. He put a ten-cent coin into the slot. Out came a card with the printed words," One by one, please."

13)
Bush had something wrong with his brain so he went to see a doctor.
After the medical examination, the doctor told him: "Your brain has two parts: one is left, and another is right. Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left."

14)
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Johnny: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Johnny: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

15)
A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have your tits on your back?"
The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!"

16)
While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make Clockwise circles.
Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it. Number '0' too.

17)
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well, that's because we aren't married yet.

18)
There was this case in the hospital where a patient always died in the same bed and on a Friday morning regardless of his medical condition. This puzzles the doctors and some even thinks that it's got something to do with the supernatural.

One day, all the doctors decide to go down to the ward where it all happens on Friday morning and take a look at what's going on. Friday morning comes and everyone's at the hospital ward waiting for the terrible phenomenon to occur again.

Just before the expected time, the cleaner comes in and unplugs the life support system so that she can use the vacuum!

Haha congratulation congratulation to Anthony and Shu Fen =)

I shall post some of my wedding day group photo to spice up .. next on the list will be anthony .. after which ~~~~~ who next man, anthony has issued a hint, who got it right ??

Hey??? No words of congrats or reply from anyone??? Why all so quiet??? sad sad sad.....haiz......

Ant

Hi All!!! Its me again, The Mighty Ant!! I have got a piece of good news to announce and i shall start the ball rolling!!! wahahaha... On the 3rd Oct 2009, its going to be a special occasion for both Shufen and myself...as....We are going to Ring The Wedding Bell!!!! Therefore, we would like to make a reservation on all of the brothers and sisters in this BrotherHoodNVSS...so remember to make yourself FReE on this wonderful Saturday!!!

(I have share my piece of good news...so next person please take over..dun hide hide act blur ah..wahahaha)

Phew..finally exam's over, dun realli expect to score..can pass i already more den happy liao..anyway went to this nightclub "Le Baroque" yesterday to so-called celebrate for finishing my exam..i realli recommend this place to those who likes clubbing..the live band was great, atmosphere also good..but jie said St James better..i personally do not knw lah, cos never been to St James b4..hardly go clubbing, cos like wad everyone says "NO $$$"..had a few drinks and was beginging to feel high liao..but we decided to head home..think most likely will patronise the place againz bah..gotta play hard, very hard, sibei hard b4 monday comes..if not after that, no longer have the luxury liao..haiz, hw i wish can be a full time student but must have monthly income..so shiok sia..

And lastly arh, for those brothers with good news to share one better share hor..dun wait kanna caught red-handed by us arh..the world very small one..S'pore lagi worse..hmm, got the feeling brotherhood brothers likes to re-enact Jay's movie.."不能説的秘密"..=p











PS - Tips for clubber, DUN bring ppl with baby face to club, need to check IC..so Ma Lu..hahaz..


Js

Hi all brothers and sisters (does sisters read this blog?),

It's my first time, excited and nervous. What are you thinking? Its refering to writing in brotherhood blog ok.

How's everyone doing??

Hope everyone is fine (treasuring and making the full use of their life). Why am I say this? This is because long long time ago ... No la, its a recent sad story. During my honeymoon trip to Europe, I befriended this particular couple (husband and wife) in their super early 30's. Maybe its fate, me and this guy get along very well during the trip (there's others but so-so only), and after the trip nearly every fortnight we will go out for walk, party, and makan session. These continues for like 3months. All of a sudden, on this particular day (1st of April), he passed away. Many will wonder 1st of April, April Fool day. Initially when I received the call, I was shock, angry, then worried (what the hell, what kind of joke is this). Me and this guy have planned a crab dinner that particular weekend, how could he passed away like this. April Fool (I will never forget it), for the whole afternoon I'm calling this calling that to confirm the news. How do you want me to believe it? Calling party claiming that the wife is too sad to call thus calling on her behalf. Among the whole group, I'm the only one who received that call. What the hell, am I the only lucky one who kana the prank call !!! Looking back, I wish, I wish it was a prank call rather than a truth.

Its been more than a month since he passed away, and I'm still feeling sad, such a friend, nice guy, always smiling, no illness, etc. Really made me cried for a few nights when I sleep, and when I think of him. Ok stop laughing at me, I'm not a gay (no offence), and I will cry if any of you leave me as well (touching all the wood in my office). Imagining if I'm in the shoes of his parents, his wife, the pain that they have to go thought.

In conclusion (like writing storybook lol), life is fragile, tresure what you have now, make full use of it, and work for what you want, just do it (not advertising for Nike la). Do not leave any regret when you leave this world one day. May sound auntie, but after this thingy, alot of feelings, so just wanna share it. Hope life is not taken lightly. What ever you do in a PC, there's always an undo button for you to click, but in life, do you have a chance to click that (never), what is done is done, what is lost is lost forever.

Once again many many thank for your presences, and support during my wedding, brothers and sisters, I love you all (think write then got like that, ask me say ah, shy leh) =p Hahahaha. When will be the next meet up? Waiting till neck long long le leh. My house drinking party? if not, dun find too x de can liao, saving up for my wife's bachelor leh, poor guy now -_-!!

Erm, not too long an essay right, secretly write in office de, boss not around, lol.

Neo (Huang Ming)

Finally one dwn, two to go..no stress, no burden..chiong arh........

Next in my list will be a special friend whom i met in the net, she was there when i am in my darkest period of my life (many will wonder y it is nt B.H, it's becos i was disconnected frm B.H for a certain period)..called it fate ba, for i had never believe that i will meet any best friend in the net..we hardly meet up, but whenever we r feeling low, having prob with relationships and stuff..we will chat w/ each other, to cheer up the other party..although we hardly meet up, erm let mi think, we had known each other for 8 years but we only meet up like 5 to 6 times? but the number of times tt we meet up doesn't matter for it's the quality time tt we spend together..=) dun ask mi why she is nt my gf and why we r nt together..cos we r juz fated to be friends, tt's y..those tt do nt believe in platonic friendship...eat shit bah..











Apart frm the ones tt i had mentioned above, they were also a few..but becos i can't fit into the grp tt's y we gt drifted apart, and others tt i can't name here..well i admit tt i am nt gd in maintaining friendship and i sux @ tt..as i always believe in quality friends rather den quantity..i mean after a certain incident in my life, who need friends tt backstab u in yur back, laughing w/ knife behind their back or wans to take advantage of u..to HELL to those bastards, unloyal ppl..but thanks to them, they remind mi tt a quality friend win a million friends.. Lastly, to my poly friends and my special one..thnx for being so considerate tt brotherhood is my top priority..tt's y sometimes i had to fly u all kites..but nevertheless, u all are always my quality friends..Cheers to our friendships..theless, u all are always my quality friends..Cheers to our friendships..


Js

OMG, this blog seems so dead, think i better do something abt it since i have got the time..thanks to exams..if nt, i think i wun have the time to post on this blog..gonna have my 1st battle this coming wed, and honestly speaking, i dun even knw wad i am studying..hahaz..afterall, it had been 5 years since my last encounter w/ it..well, i reckon tt it's gonna be very boring if i were to tok abt exams here right..since everyone had their fair share of encountering exams..

Okies, juz a quick update on wad i had been doing all this while..work aside, studying nw takes alot of my time, and it's a shame tt i am still confused by all the studying..other than tt, same old stuffs..like wad most of u always say, "flirting" with ppl's wives and galfriends lor..i mean who to be blamed wor..i am the only guy there around their age..and my boss keeps on recruiting those married women and even best, matured and married ones..but i honestly din flirt w/ anyone of them, juz tt we r good friends..lots of newcomers in my coy..wonder if it's due to the economic crisis anot..and out of a sudden, i became a mentor..pity my mentee for his mentor always does things the by left way..but nevertheless, i still teaches him the right things and once againz, i can't be fault if he choose to follow my way..=p feel so sorry have to abandon him for two wks and a little bit more to "study"(more of a break rather)..

So hw have my fellow bros and sis been? Post some updates abt yurself lahz, for those more daring and willingly to share one..post some interesting updates abt yurself lehz..for those introvets whom i think majority of u all belong to..a short update will do..Dun let this blog extinct lehz(sound like saving the enviroment lidat)hahaz..

Js